This morning I've spent a good deal of my time reading. "Reading what?" is probably what you're wondering to yourself. The newspaper? A smashingly good novel? Blogs?
All good guesses, but no. I've been reading the product reviews on Amazon.com. Specifically for
The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Short-Sleeve Tee.

With 150+ reviews, this popular product has garnered such praises as:
"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women."
"This is an awesome shirt, but I have a complaint. Why is there no pickup truck (anything pre 1980 would be great) with a camper shell on it and Elvis behind the wheel holding a revolver in the background by the wolves?? That would improve the shirt and make it even more powerful and popular. Give me the KING."
But if the reviews of the wolf shirt are not enough to keep you laughing for the rest of the day, feel free to jump over to the 1000+ reviews of
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon.