The . Oscars

So, I watched all four hours of the Oscars last night. I know people always talk about making this show shorter, but maybe someone of those people should think about cutting things like: weird dance numbers to the nominated films' music, or random tributes to horror films, or actors coming out and saying how much they thought of the people who were nominated. Or just throw in the towel and quit pretending you're even attempting to make the Oscars more compact.



In any case, the important stuff: who looked good. Most people looked quite lovely last night (Diane Kruger, Sandra Bullock), but in my opinion only Zoe Saldana had a "wow, that dress is crazy beautiful" moment. If you didn't see her in it, try to watch a quick video, as pictures do nothing for how the bodice of that dress looks under the lights.

There were only a couple of not-so-great dresses as well: Charlize Theron looked pretty, but had one of those "it looks like someone is grabbing her boobs" dresses on. And SJP, well, I don't what happened there.